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My Sperm is Healthy (Explicit) - feat. Pete Gardner - 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend'
Consequence Of Sound

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My Sperm is Healthy (Explicit)
Starring Pete Gardner
Featuring Gina Gallego
Written by Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, Rachel Bloom

DARRYL
UH HUH. UH HUH.
UH HUH. UH HUH. UH HUH.

MRS. HERNANDEZ
Oh God. This is gonna be gross.

DARRYL
MY SPERM IS NICE AND HEALTHY
IN TERMS OF SPERM I?M WEALTHY
LIKE AN OIL MAGNATE WHEN I EJACULATE
THAT?S WHAT THE DOCTORS TELL ME

MY POINT IS IN A NUTSHELL
EACH TIME I NUT I NUT WELL
I GOT THE QUANTITY AND THE QUALITY
NO I.U.D. IS STOPPIN? ME.

?CAUSE MY SEMEN?S STEAMING LIKE A DEMON
AND ALL THE SURROGATES BE SCREAMING
JUST GIVE ME SOME OF THAT PREMIUM GRADE BABY BATTER
I NEVER SPLATTER

MY SPERM, MY SPERM
IS NO CAUSE FOR CONCERN
MY SPERM IS HEALTHY
MY SPERM IS HEALTHY

AW SHUCKS
GEE WHIZ
I GOT THAT HIGH END JIZZ
MY SPERM IS HEALTHY
MY SPERM IS HEALTHY
My sperm is healthy.

MRS. HERNANDEZ
Brad, you too?!

DARRYL
EVEN THOUGH I?M NO TEENAGER
MY BOYS STILL THROW A RAGER
THEY GET BOTTLE SERVICE
IN EVERY CERVIX
BLOWING EGGS UP LIKE A PAGER.

EVERY LADY?S GETTIN? FERTILIZED
GOT A DIAPHRAGM IT?S GETTIN? PULVERIZED
WHEN I COME I COME LIKE THE SUN
SO WEAR SPECIAL GLASSES OR AVERT YOUR EYES

GIVE THANKS MY TANK?S NOT SHOOTIN? BLANKS
I?M IN A LEAGUE OF MY OWN JUST LIKE TOM HANKS
NOT A CASTAWAY BUT I BLAST AWAY
THAT THING I DO IS GOING UP IN YOU
MY SPERM, MY SPERM
THE TESTS HAVE ALL CONFIRMED

WHITEFEATHER ASSOCIATES
HIS SPERM IS HEALTHY
HIS SPERM IS HEALTHY

DARRYL
AW SHUCKS
GEE WHIZ
I GOT THAT MAGIC JIZZ
MY SPERM IS HEALTHY
MY SPERM IS HEALTHY

My sperm is healthy.

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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend,Pete Gardner,Me Too,Megan Trainor,Pop Hits

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